Everything I need to know about life I learned from Space Cases



1. There is indeed a fine line between bravery and stupidity.

2. Only tell secrets if someone is in danger.

3. If you're ticklish, you should NEVER put a furry animal under your shirt.

4. When in Rome, do as the Romans do.

5. Yes, anything IS possible. It is an exciting cosmos, isn't it?

6. Sometimes, standing and waiting isn't enough to serve.

7. Don't panic!

8. If you really care about someone, you must be willing to let them go.

9. Dream of glory; dream of life! And dare to fight for both. If you believe in nothing else, believe in that.

10. Space hates wise guys.

11. Percussive maintenence works every time.

12. Watch how you phrase questions/answers around extremely literal androids.

13. When everyone is panicking and someone asks you to do something, but they don't specify what, maybe it's best if you just go ahead and start dancing.

14. When you cry meteor, people tend to stop listening to you.

15. Being famous can be a very bad thing.

16. Don't take home strange pets if you don't know what they are, what they eat, or how they'll act.

17. The same goes for any seemingly harmless, but totally out of place objects floating in the cold vastness of space.

18. Never go out into the jungle or into space without a buddy.

19. Overconfedence can get someone killed.

20. You can't force someone to be your friend.

21. If you're stuck somewhere with someone for an extremely long period of time, they will eventually become your friend, no matter how much you originally hated them.

22. Space is an unforgiving place.

23. Being human is vastly overrated.

24. Sometimes your worst enemy can become your best friend.

25. Beware of weird secret rooms.

26. To defeat an enemy, know yourself.

27. Don't let someone spoil you...They could be luring you into a trap.

28. The grass is always greener on the other side.

29. Be careful what you wish for...When you get it, you won't like it.

30. Underdogs can do great things.


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